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Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy II

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Narrator: Ah, Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is city hall his favourite Saturday morning show: The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. Enjoy it a bowl of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Bran Cereal, and also wearing the main Mermaidman and Barnacleboy breakfast biters.

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TV Announcer: Mermaidman...fleet and also forceful. By the power of Neptune aided by his young ward...aided by his young ward... (Barnacleboy comes falling down v a rope attached to him) ...protecting the sea with feats of strength and agility. (both try to flex your muscles yet break their backs) Mermaidman: to the chiropractor. Away! TV Announcer: by beating a rogue scattery the villains. Choose the sinister slug, the atomic flounder, and also the dreaded jumbo shrimp. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy unite! (when rings unite, smoke and also sparks show) realistic Fish Head: Hey kids, are you all set to hear the winner that the contest? SpongeBob: I"m ready! I"m ready! reality Fish Head: our winner will receive a special mystery collector"s item from The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. (a little card come down) and also the winner is...SpringBoob SquirePin. SpongeBob: Awww. I operated forever top top those life-sized krabby patty manikins that Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy. reality Fish Head:...for these krabby patty manikins of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. SpongeBob: Hey! SpringBoob SquirePin stole mine idea! reality Fish Head: (a call drops and also tries to exactly the fish) What"s that? Oh. It appears I"ve do a slim error in pronunciation. The real name of the winner is...SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob: (jumps for pleasure while the pineapple jumps also) Wahoo! Oh, i wonder once my compensation will get here. (as he turns around, the compensation is already there) mine prize! (opens the box as that is crying) have the right to it be? it is. The Conch Signal. (holds increase conch signal) from the Adventures that Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy. (holds increase conch signal again) As viewed on TV. Ns wonder if the still works. (leans out the window and make the efforts it but is a an extremely very off an essential sound) Mermaidman: The Conch Signal! come the invisible boat mobile! (couch lunges them backwards under the floor) Barnacleboy: Uhh, Mermaidman? Mermaidman: Yes, Barnacleboy? Barnacleboy: We"re no in the invisible watercraft mobile, room we? Mermaidman: Uhh, nope. (both fall and stand up to search because that the boat) Barnacleboy: ns told you making the watercraft invisible to be a stupid idea. Mermaidman: Come out, come out, wherever you are. Barnacleboy: It"s gotta be approximately here somewhere? (hits head on ago of boat) Ow! Oh, Mermaidman, ns think I... Mermaidman: ...found it! (turns watercraft on and it burns Barnacleboy) C"mon, get a relocate on son. Us don"t have all day. Ignition...on. (pushes a button) Mermaidman: Throttle...on. (pulls stick transition backwards) SpongeBob: Humph. Probably the Conch Signal doesn"t occupational anymore. Gary: Meow. Mermaidman: Activate torpedo mode. Fire! (head crashes through the wall) Mermaidman... Barnacleboy:...and Barnacle... (Barnacleboy crashes v the door v his head climate the door falls on the ground through BB"s head tho in it) ...boy. SpongeBob: ns can"t believe it Gary. Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy in our home. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: pardon me, I"m... Mermaidman: (points at SpongeBob) oh my Neptune, he"s to be horribly disfigured. Oh, blast us! We"re also late. Barnacleboy: Ooh, please. He"s no disfigured. He"s-he"s just that sponge child again. Mermaidman: Ooh, yeah. An excellent to see you lad. Say, Barnacleboy, we gotta uncover out whereby that Conch Signal came from. SpongeBob: Oh, the was me. I go out the Conch Signal, sir. Mermaidman: Alright. Where"s the danger, son? lug it on. Lug it on! SpongeBob: Don"t worry. There"s no danger. Mermaidman & Barnacleboy: No danger? Barnacleboy: Look, there has to be danger. You blew the Conch Signal. As soon as you punch the...where"d you get that point anyway? SpongeBob: ns won the in a contest. Mermaidman & Barnacleboy: Contest? Mermaidman: castle don"t tell us anything anymore. Barnacleboy: Look, Spongy, the ain"t no toy. Mermaidman: That"s right. The Conch Signal is an awesome responsibility. We"re duty-bound to help whenever that sounds. Barnacleboy: however you only blow it when there"s trouble, or there"ll it is in trouble. You got that? SpongeBob: Yes, sir. Mermaidman: great boy. Barnacleboy: C"mon, c"mon, c"mon. They"re offer meatloaf today.Mermaidman: five goody. SpongeBob: Don"t problem Mermaidman. You won"t be hearing native me for just anything. Only for the big emergencies. (At Shady Retirement Home) Barnacleboy: (bangs on toilet door) will certainly you hurry increase in there? and also save me some hot water! (conch signal is blown) Mermaidman: (kicks under the door on peak of Barnacleboy climate both run on couch where it lunges them backwards. Later, shown SpongeBob lying on the floor) Ohh, youth. Reduced down in his prime. (SpongeBob moans) Oh, speak to me son. SpongeBob: Help! Can"t...open mayonnaise. Barnacleboy: What? ns come under in my underwear to open up a jug of mayonnaise? SpongeBob: But... Barnacleboy: however nothing. We can"t go about socializing, we need to be ready for, uh, emergencies. Mermaidman: Barnacleboy, think about it, emergencies don"t come about as regularly as they provided to. Barnacleboy: Alright, okay. You deserve to blow The Conch every once in a while. Just provide us something come do when we display up. SpongeBob & Mermaidman: Yay! (Back in ~ the retirement home where MM & BB listen the conch signal again) Mermaidman: Danger! (MM & BB perform some plumbing in SpongeBob"s house. Later on they listen the conch signal again and also this time lock arrange SpongeBob"s book shelf. SpongeBob blows the conch signal over and over and also then MM & BB gain tired and can"t acquire there rapid enough) Barnacleboy: That"s it. Gimme that. (grabs conch signal indigenous SpongeBob) You"re running us ragged. Mermaidman: Must...must price Clarion call. Barnacleboy: We"re exhausted. SpongeBob: I"m sorry, Barnacleboy. Ns didn"t mean it. I just wanted to spend time with you. You"re mine heroes! (starts to cry) Barnacleboy: It"s as well late for that, Mr. Dispute Winner. I"m gonna destroy this thing with my sulfur vision. (tries making use of "heat/sulfur" vision to damage the conch but fails) well I"ll destroy it once I get earlier to the, uh, Mermalair. Uh, and also as for you... Mermaidman: Barnacleboy, don"t squash his enthusiasm. After all, he can be the hero that tomorrow, or the villain. Besides, i remember an additional young whimper-snapper, who wanted to it is in a super-hero. (chuckles) Barnacleboy: girlfriend don"t remember breakfast, girlfriend old coot. Mermaidman: possibly the Conch Signal is too lot responsibility. But how would you favor to invest the remainder of the afternoon ~ above patrol. Barnacleboy: What? Mermaidman: come the invisible watercraft mobile. SpongeBob: Ohh... SpongeBob & Mermaidman: jingle bells, Mermaidman smells, Barnacleboy to adjust an egg. The invisible watercraft mobile, lost a wheel... SpongeBob: Hey, have the right to I drive? Barnacleboy: Drive? What perform you know about driving the invisible boat mobile? SpongeBob: Tons. Like the windshield wipers are best here. (pushes a button) Barnacleboy: Don"t touch the button, it"s the... (folds into origami swan) ...origami button. Mermaidman: once you patrol in the city, you"ll constantly have to be vigilante, on her toes, constantly alert, always expect the unexpected. SpongeBob: Hey! (makes MM & BB jump off the structure by scaring them) I obtained the doughnuts! SpongeBob & Mermaidman: ...and Barnacleboy laid an egg. Hey-hey! Mermaidman: Oh, that fellow over there offered to be the atom Flounder. I recognize that that doesn"t look like much, however he might go back to crime... (snaps fingers) ...just favor that. (laughs) atomic Flounder: Help! Help! assist somebody here. SpongeBob: You"re under arrest, atomic Flounder. Mermaidman: avoid kid. Stop! Let that go. SpongeBob: however you said he could snap... (snaps fingers) ...just choose that. atomic Flounder: What? gain off that me. If i weren"t retirement I"d, I"d... (screams to do lasers come the end of his mouth and burns BB"s head) ...do that! out of my way, punk. (At The Diner) SpongeBob: i can"t think it: ns rode in the invisible watercraft mobile, ns met a villain, and also I learned to treat third-degree burns. All in one day. So, what are we walk to do tomorrow. Barnacleboy: Uh, uh, speak kid, why don"t you take this nickel and also go see if ours theme track in on the jukebox. SpongeBob: Okay. (goes come the jukebox) Mermaidman: Ya know, because that a pains in the neck, he"s a pretty quite kid. Barnacleboy: Let"s ditch "em. Mermaidman: I"m appropriate behind you. SpongeBob: (looking v the selection of songs) it doesn"t it seems to be ~ to be here. Barnacleboy: Oh, it"s there every right. Mermaidman: keep looking. Diligence. Diligence. SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir. (looks again) Barnacleboy: Dag, nabbit. Mermaidman: What"s the matter? Barnacleboy: wherein did us park the invisible boat mobile. SpongeBob: Aw, that"s the 15th time I"ve looked. (deep voice) however I can"t let mine heroes down. Mermaidman: boat mobile, where space you? (tries to discover it) Barnacleboy, I discovered it. (turns engine on and also BB it s okay burned) Dirty Bubble:(laughs) tho getting burned off that tail pipe, what Barnacleboy? (laughs) Barnacleboy: It"s the dirty bubble. Mermaidman: In every his dirty roundness. Barnacleboy: Ohh, no! SpongeBob: I uncovered it and it"s the one-of-a-kind dance mix. Mermaidman & Barnacleboy: Help! Help! Help! SpongeBob: divine krabby patties! Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy"s arch nemesis: The Dirty Bubble. Ns can"t think it. Dirty Bubble:(laughs) you cannot save them, Sponge that Mystery. They space trapped by mine awesome surface ar tension. SpongeBob: you don"t understand. You"re my many favorite at sight villain. Can I acquire your autograph? (gets the end a pencil and also notepad) Dirty Bubble: Oh, no. Oh, no friend fool. Continue to be back. The point. Ooh, ooh. Watch the point! Ahh! (pops Dirty Bubble with pencil) Mermaidman: Aha! You conserved us son.

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Barnacleboy: Yeah, you"re a hero. SpongeBob: i am? Mermaidman: are you up for an additional ride in the invisible watercraft mobile? every 3: Oh, solder bells Mermaidman smells Barnacleboy to adjust an egg The Dirty balloon popped and also Mermaidman and also Barnacleboy and SpongeBob got away. Haha!End